Welcome to the new Gun Control Quiz you will have to pass before you can buy a new or used assault rifle. Read the questions carefully as some of them are instant disqualifiers.
How many assault rifles are too many at one time?
2 or more. (Unless you're Stallone or Arnold!)
When having a bad day, you should:
Call your therapist or friend
Eat some Haagan Daas and cry into the pint while binging Sex and the City because you fucking hate yourself
Shoot up any amount of people. Are you sure this is the answer you want to pick? No second chances on this one.
Not 3 for sure!
When left with a baby, does the safety actually keep the kid from shooting the gun or is it just an illusion and the kid is just to stupid to undo it?
Yes
No
What?
Assault rifles are great for
Pretending you have a bigger penis
Killing people when you're a pos
Hunting.
Assaulting.
Which is your favorite shoot 'em up movie? Can you do that shit? Like fast reloads. I want to see it. Link to your youtube channel. Oh yeah, this is the essay portion. John Wick counts!